Monday, March 19, 2007

tyra banks, blog celebs &sisters/ drama


Okay , Okay i will update!! I have been busy and I am a commitmentophobe ( Is that how its is spelt) I have been around blogville. Only that I was just stalking blogs instead of writing.
Big shout out to my blog sis naija vixen on your interview.
Cue oscar music
I am just so happy for you. I promised myself i wasnt going to cry but...... Sha remember us when you become this big presenter on E network!!!

And a blog celeb left a comment on my blog, London Chameleon!! if you know how much I stalk your blog eeeehhhhhh!! You are like sex and the city but only Samantha. Luv ya blog! luv it!!! if you seee how I almost cussed out one stupid oyinbo chick that was wasting time on the school computer. Okay !! she was typing a paper, but I had something more important to do-,my daily dose of your blog!

I have been going thrrough drama with YOB !!Oh my gosh! CNG will fill you on the jist. Its a long story and I dont want to write it sha,. anywayz , he had to placate my fragile heart. You guys know that I am such a softie . so it was Shopping spree !! I have never felt like Julia Roberts in pretty woman so much in my life. I was like "this and that , no this and that, no that doesnt fit, do you have it in another colour?" hehehe . I hope he messes up more so i get shopping sprees! Its so much easier to spend some one else's money hahahah
As fergie say " If you aint have no money take your broke ass home!!!!!" GLAMOROUS baby!!!!!

What else I have to dedicate an entire post to tyra banks, but me thinks that girl suffers from narcissistic personality disorder damn! get this- to honor black history month, tyra does not honor rosa parks or other civil rights pioneers, she doesnt talk about the struggles of black family, she doent talk about racism in America . That BIATCH honors .... you guessed right! her self. She wanted to pay an ode to her Sports Illustrated Cover . According to Tyra that cover " Broke down barriers" Really! so now a racist white guy can masturbate to tyra's picture. Good work girl! you have really broke down the greatest barrier facing black people !And dont get me started on her whole hullballo on being called fat! dang , sorry ma!! we wont call you fat anymore!! although she is getting quite chunke!! chill on the fried chicken girl!! if she really loves and embraces her size why did she dedicate an entire show on how "they photographed her from the wrong angle" Me too , I get photographed from the wrong angle, thats why my photos dont appear so good!! And do you see how she tries to insert her name in every sentence on her show. Well tyra did this . In milan when this person took my picture, you should have moved your neck like this in my vogue photo shoot. "



Anywayz I leave you guys with a joke cos I want to fill space
Tata
ps cng why dont you ever comment on my blog?? you know i am a comment asehewo. if you dont comment this minute I will slap you!! BIATHCH!!!


A penis writes to his employer:

Dear sir,

I, Mr Penis hereby request for a raise of salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour. I work in depths. I plunge head first into everything i do. I dont get the weekends and public holidays off. I work in a very damp environment. I work in dark places that have very poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures and the nature of my work exposes me to contagious diseases.

His Employer replies:

Dear Mr penis,

After considering the arguments which you have raised, the administration rejects your requests for the following reasons:
You never work eight hours straight, your fall asleep after brief work periods and you do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You never stay in designated areas and often found visiting other territories. You do not use your initaitives and you often need to be be stimulated in order to start working.
You often leave the work place messy after your shifts and you do not always observe the necessary safety regulation procedures, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
There is a very high tendency you would retire before you are 65, also you are unable to work double shifts and you regularly leave your work area before the task is acomplished.
And, as if these were not enough, you have been continually seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Yours sincerely,
The management.

15 comments:

Calabar Gal said...

First!!??!?!?!!!
London chameleon is like Samantha huh? I'm sure she wont disagree with you. LOL!!

Naija Vixen said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!i was robbed by Calabar Gal!!!Finally she blogs...okay,let me go read now!!!

Naija Vixen said...

Lol at 2 suspicious looking bags...you this gurl!!!!

yankeenaijachick said...

hey girl,how are you? The tyra banks thingy sucks men. She thinks she is the only fat lady. l mean she suffers from a problem " psycho mental lady sydrome". Her show is just so boring. She needs prayers.

Chameleon said...

oh my gad, i'm not worthy! i soooo loved SATC and samantha was my favorite. no suprise there huh?

am i the only one that cringes when watching the Tyra Banks show or even on ANTM when she's doing the eliminations. Chick needs to chill.

Confused Naija Girl said...

okayeeeeee! i will leave a comment! you and YOB shooping spree ke when did that happen? and this boy wont buy chewing gum for his sister ehh! hiss

snazzy said...

The only comment I am allowed to leave as a guy is that the penis joke was funny. I am not allowed to refer to the fat former model or to the inequity of the mess up = shopping spree equation. Laters.

Naija Vixen said...

Babes where hath thou?

The Blahnik Diva said...

hehhehh Penis joke is funny as heck!

Anonymous said...

I am so glad everyone else is seeing the light about this tyra fats.. banks I mean.
Complete irrit

The Blahnik Diva said...

omo this is old! put something up!!!

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao@the penis letter... happy easter luv

azuka said...

And when you mess up what does he get? Oh, this world!

Now, that joke was funny!

Mrs Somebody said...

update!!!

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

babe e don tey oh.. are you alright? you and confused just dissapear like that.. e get as e be oh!