Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Which one are you!!??

Saw this in a random place.

A man has 4 different types of girls..1. Wifey2. Baby Girl3. Side Piece4. Jump Off1)

Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all thewomen. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLYIRREPLACEABLE.She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man....BUT he will cheaton her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that ifhe gets caught or fucks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would bescrewed, and NEVER be happy again.Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day.Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection...whichmight intefere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a veryactive social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the nextWifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place.Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality timeevery now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, butthats as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is incase Wife really really fucks up, she can be replaced in a matter ofweeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into herspot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached asWifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece.Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely private and hates causing ascene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifeyand wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girlis a master of disguise as well.

3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex or otherpleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3some orsome late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs.He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because mostof her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs.Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow....we kinda think there is a sidepiecenetwork.com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying tomove up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesnt knowhow to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is withhis boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nicknamebecause he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...heonly recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting youin the mall when you are with Wifey (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...She ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.

I know I am the wifey material!! okeyyy!!!

16 comments:

Naija Vixen said...

yay!im first!let me go and read now!

Naija Vixen said...

uhm okay im a "wifey" but altho i really want to be all d guud things from all 4 rolled into one...wat shall i be called i wonder?;-)

londonnaijachic said...

no one is wanting less.arent we all wifey material.lol!

Calabar Gal said...

Well, you cant blame jump off or anyone else for that matter if we all awant to be wifey. Thats the top spot we ladies all strive to achieve and there's always some man out there willing to be coerced or conned into crowning us with that position.

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

Any woman can be any of these things with a different person.. and even a combination of the above... The boyfriend calls me wifey but I still have an active social life...

beautyinbaltimore said...

With the Swinger I'm baby girl although, his wife knows about me, so maybe I am the second wife.

stuck in my throat o said...

we all go through these stages...except for SIDE (least i haven't gone through it).It is important to learn from it sha.

Naija Vixen said...

Oya now this is getting serious oh...update oh!what is happening now?Haba!

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

I am a mix of all four. I am someone's wifey but could easily slip into any of the other roles. 'sides, I think that your description of wifey is a bit rose-tinted. Surely, not all men want a stepford wife, abi?

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

update oh mami!

Naija Vixen said...

Okay,seriously...im worried now oh!!!where are you now?i'm going to report you oh!!!

Nyemoni said...

LMAO at this post... I'm so WIFEY!

Calabar Gal said...

update please!!!!

Mrs Somebody said...

'Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection......'
very true but she never gets it at least not as wifey.
I like your blog.

Chameleon said...

lol, fantastic.

im wifey to Mike
baby girl to Charles
side peice to Fred
jump off to like 10 other fee-paying dudes!

im the original master of disguise. shit, i am this list!

love your blog!

omo naija said...

okay okay! i will update